Okay, folks, let’s dive into the magical land of vintage technology! So, I accidentally unearthed a Huawei P10 Lite while excavating my sock drawer, and I have some pressing questions while I’m on this archaeological adventure.
First off, will I be sent back to 2017 the moment I turn it on? Because based on its specs, I’m expecting a time portal to open up and swallow me whole, complete with fidget spinners and a neon unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks.
What I’m actually curious about is, does anyone still use these relics for anything other than paperweights or museum exhibits? Maybe as a stylish coaster? And can they even handle any apps anymore, or will they combust into a cloud of pixelated smoke when I try to open TikTok for the millionth time today?
Also, if anyone’s managed to resurrect one of these for daily use, do share your mystical rituals. I’d love to include it in my “Old Smartphones: From Dust Collectors to Utility” tome.
Let’s hear your tales of ancient tech heroism, folks! And remember, no artifact shaming allowed (we’re all friends here).